Google Web Alert for: “patrick burns”

If you’re not aware, there is a nifty feature from Google (who else?) that allows you to be emailed a notification when their search engine robots come across a string of words that you specify.

If you want to create your own google alerts for yourself, or perhaps your team, go here…
http://www.google.com/alerts

I’ve created an alert for the string “patrick burns” simply because I’m curious as to what people are postin’ about me out there! =)

Now note that there are (of course) other people in the world that share the name Patrick Burns with me. Obviously Google doesn’t know who is who – its simply been instructed to email me a link anytime the string “patrick burns” comes up on a web page they spider. Though I COULD make the search string more specific, by adding “ghost” and “paranormal” or “haunting evidence” to the key words. But on the off-chance that none of those words appear in a discussion aboiut me, I choose not to be so restrictive in what triggers an alert. In doing so, I get a LOT more alerts from everyone else that shares my name.

And let me tell ya… there are some interesting Patrick Burns’ out there! Here is a quick, amusing sample of what “Patrick Burns” has been up to!

PATRICK BURNS IS AN INVESTMENT ADVISOR!!
Revolutions: R/Finance 2009 roundup
David Kane and Patrick Burns gave complementary presentations on assessing portfolio performance. In a similar vein (but in his own inimitable style), Patrick Burns focused on generating random portfolios: not just for portfolio assessment, but also for testing trading strategies, evaluating constraints and validating risk models.

PATRICK BURNS IS AN OFFENSIVE GUARD IN FOOTBALL FROM DALLAS TEXAS!!

http://rivals.yahoo.com/temple/football/recruiting/player-Patrick-Burns-1555

Patrick Burns Player Profile, Stats, and recruiting information on Yahoo! Sports .

PATRICK BURNS IS A BASKET BALL PLAYER FOR A HIGH SCHOOL IN NORTH EAST GEORGIA THAT HIT A PAIR OF 3 POINTERS!!
HCHS teams sweep Warriors to finish fifth
Northeast Georgian
Patrick Burns keyed the big run, hitting a pair of three-pointers from the left side as the Raiders built a double-digit lead.

PATRICK BURNS IS THE AUTHOR OF AN ARTICLE ON SPREADSHEET ADDICTION!!! (ITS WORSE THAN YOU THINK!!)
Circularity in Spreadsheets – Things to Consider
Patrick Burns, in his article on “Spreadsheet Addiction” says that the spreadsheets that are available today, including Microsoft Excel and Works, have limitations in terms of …

PATRICK BURNS IS A TERRIER BREEDER BEING TOLD IN AN INTERVIEW ABOUT THE DANGERS OF INCESTUOUS BREEDING!!
Terrierman’s Daily Dose
By PBurns
Before its airing here, when I spoke with Patrick Burns (aka Terrierman) about the show, I told him I had read breeding books in the Kennel Club library, from the 1930’s, that knew perfectly well the dangers of incestuous breeding …

PATRICK BURNS IS A 27 YEAR OLD MUSICIAN IN PHILLY WHO WILL BE YOUR BOYFRIEND FOR MONEY!
Patrick Burns (palecurve) on Twitter
27. Musician. Philadelphia, PA / Soon to be Los Angeles, CA. I score, record, write and I’ll be your boyfriend for money. SELL YER SOUL FER GOLD.

PATRICK BURNS IS (WAS?) A CANADIAN SENATOR WITH A SCHOOL NAMED AFTER HIM!! (COOL!)
SENATOR PATRICK BURNS SCHOOL 2155 Chilcotin Road N.W. Calgary …
On behalf of the staff and students at Senator Patrick Burns School, ….. Over the last few months, all students of Senator Patrick Burns have been working …

PATRICK BURNS IS A SPORTS WRITER FOR THE BOSTON COLLEGE BASKETBALL COMMUNITY!
Patrick Burns’s Sportswriter Profile | Bleacher Report
Patrick Burns joined January 2010. Member. 0 article reads. Unranked; 0 articles … Patrick Burns has joined the Boston College Basketball community …

PATRICK BURNS IS AN ATTORNEY IN CHICAGO!! (Ironically, I AM originally from Chicago… Hmmmm interesting…)
IIT Today 12.28.09
…and attorney Patrick G. Burns of the Chicago law firm of Greer, Burns & Crain, Ltd., were honored by the Chicago-Kent Intellectual Property Law Society at its annual alumni reception on March 25.

PATRICK BURNS IS ALSO AN ATTORNEY IN BEVERLY HILLS!!
BAIS Moves Reps to Merrill
Patrick Burns, with the law offices of Patrick Burns in Beverly Hills, says he’s “somewhat surprised” by BAIS’s “sudden” decision, since BAIS had stated it was going to join the broker protocol.

PATRICK BURNS WAS A CUSTOMS OFFICER IN EDINBURGH SCOTLAND WHO GOT HITCHED TO ELIZABETH WAAAAAY BACK IN 1879!!
Great War Forum > RDF
I would suspect that Patrick Burns married in Scotland (you can buy the cert from Scotlands People online) – there is such a marriage in 1879 in Scotland. And that the family did not move to Dublin till just before Hamilton was born in 1890. Patrick Burns was a Customs Officer in Edinburgh when he married Elizabeth.

PATRICK BURNS IS A COLLEGE STUDENT MUSICIAN WITH AN INTEREST IN REMIXING VIDEO GAME SONGS, LIKE DONKEY KONG LAND!!

http://ocremix.org/artist/4722/patrick-burns/remixes

This is the personal and professional website of Patrick Burns. I’m a college student who has been interested in music for most of my life. I use this web site as both an offering of services and a showcase of my musical work.

PATRICK BURNS RUNS AN EMPLOYEE BENEFITS INSURANCE SERVICE OUT OF OAKLAND CA!!
Burns Employee Benefits Insurance Services – Oakland, CA
I narrowed the list to three folks, one of which was Patrick Burns of Burns Employee Benefits. I ran all three names through the Better Business Bureau and contacted Patrick, or “Pat.” He’s awesome! Straight-forward and has a sense of humor. He provided the pros and cons of the various plans, and, after narrowing it down to two, suggested the cheaper plan! (YOU HEAR THAT? I’M AWESOME!!)

PATRICK BURNS IS A 27 YEAR OLD VIDEO GAMER IN LYNN MASSACHUSETTS (RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER – I SHOULD GO VISIT!)
patrick burns’s Page on 1UP.com
Check out patrick burns’ (aka patb428′) page on 1UP.com, the #1 community for gamers.

PATRICK BURNS IS A NEWSPAPER CORRESPONDENT, REPORTING ON A KENNEL VIOLATING ZONING LAWS!!
East Earl Township zoners weigh kennel request
By PATRICK BURNS, Correspondent The owners of what some believe to be an illegal kennel baffled East Earl Township officials at a zoning board hearing.

PATRICK BURNS IS THE DIRECTOR OF COMMUNICATIONS FOR A HEALTH CARE “WHISTLE BLOWER”!!
Another win for health-care whistleblower Ven-A-Care
“The truth is, these guys should win it every year,” Patrick Burns, the group’s director of communications, said Thursday. “What they have done is truly…

PATRICK BURNS IS THE EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT OF SALES AND MARKETING FOR MAIDENFORM BRANDS!!
People List: Burns M. Anthony – Burns Stephen
(More) · Patrick Burns – Maidenform Brands, Inc. Mr. Patrick J. Burns has been Executive Vice President, Sales and Marketing of Maidenform Brands, …

PATRICK BURNS HAS BEEN FOUND! LIVING IN YORKTOWN HIGHTS, NY! (OH NOES!!!)
Found Patrick Burns From Yorktown Heights NY
Found Patrick Burns located in Yorktown Heights, NY and people living nearby.